May 2011
20 posts
Men Have No Sense Of Humor!
Me: “I just did a pregnancy test…”
Boyfriend: “AND!”
Me: “….I don’t want to tell you”
*boyfriend calls me*
*I answer* “HAHAHAHA I was joking!! im not pregnant!!!”
He was not very happy with me. I thought he would be relieved that I wasn’t pregnant. Oh well.
July 2009
10 posts
I've never seen a smile that can light the room...
imaginaryordinary:
♥
Me: I cant burp on que ^^ Sam: I cant Me: Dosen’t it give you stomach ulcers? Sam: I think so Me: K Me: *burp* ^^
Sam said boobs and Jess laughed
I've been 17 for 4 minutes
Fuck yeah.
Almost another year older but not any more mature
*burp* *giggles*
Finally got a picture
Now you know what I look like :P
June 2009
208 posts
Goodnight
xoxox
DANN IS A SLUT.
(via rubsaltinmywounds) He has a rubber butt. Everytime he turns around it goes Putt Putt. (Omg where is Sam? Inside joke) lol
You are nearly all i think about, and seem to talk...
(via rubsaltinmywounds)
“why would anyone want to touch a girls butt? thats where cooties come from!”
– Bart, The Simpsons
euphoriaisdead:
somethingoriginal:
euphoriaisdead:
somethingoriginal:
euphoriaisdead:
FUCK I’m tired. >____<
Ridiculously so.
I ache.
Arrrrrrgh.
SAME. 2 hours sleep last night. from 10:30 - 12:30.. I was like WTF!!!!!
Ouchhh! How come so little sleep?
I got a bit more, but I stupidly agreed to go rowing today from 9 - 3 even though I’m really ill. >____<
Yeah I have...
Transformers 2
Went to see it today and guess what!!! THE MAIN SONG IS 21 GUNS BY GREEN DAY! You should have seen my face when I heard it. I was like :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
euphoriaisdead:
somethingoriginal:
euphoriaisdead:
FUCK I’m tired. >____<
Ridiculously so.
I ache.
Arrrrrrgh.
SAME. 2 hours sleep last night. from 10:30 - 12:30.. I was like WTF!!!!!
Ouchhh! How come so little sleep?
I got a bit more, but I stupidly agreed to go rowing today from 9 - 3 even though I’m really ill. >____<
Yeah I have no idea. I think it was cause I was...
euphoriaisdead:
FUCK I’m tired. >____<
Ridiculously so.
I ache.
Arrrrrrgh.
SAME. 2 hours sleep last night. from 10:30 - 12:30.. I was like WTF!!!!!
somethingoriginal.
runawaypeaches:
airport hugs are the best =) the run up and collide half way/run up, jump on them and knock them over type. amazing. i hope you get to wrap your arms around that person really soon =)
Thank you :) I’m seeing him tomorrow and I will definatly do that now :P
You make me
sdjfhasdhfiaskdsfjhalskjdbf :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D ksdfjhadjgfalejfgaldsf ILYYYYYYYYYY and thats how I explain it. haha
Me: :) Im just happy talking to you and knowing your there, you wouldn’t even have to talk and I would be happy. Just seeing you is enough. Him: you took the words right out of my mouth
HOW DID YOU DO THAT
give them back!
keep my heart tho =]
Sydney, I was being sarcastic about arch-enemies,...
(via nooooooooelthats8os) WTF i go away and then come back and you still haven’t gone to sleep???????
I STILL LOVE YOU BRIAN
catt-:
:)
I love you too Brian :) (wispers to Catt “Who the fuck is Brian?”)
Hey tumblr guess what
Ima fuck off and go do something other than sit on ma ass :D chalataz
Miles away, and I wish this didn't mean so much to...
So I'll never be a liar but you'll always be...
*rocks out*
“I love you and thats all i know”
– Damn you Dan now they are all I can listen too! haha
How big is your penis?
catt-:
somethingoriginal:
catt-:
thebansteven:
i got a canon… the size of which you can’t possibly imagine.
(lol, Royal Flush - Bliss N Eso)
I have decided we will wed. This is my all time favourite Bliss N Eso song :)
I love Bliss N Eso. btw Catt how did you go with my painting? :D
Im doing it tonight :)
OH EM GEE :D I love you so much!