Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
Men Have No Sense Of Humor!

Me: “I just did a pregnancy test…”

Boyfriend: “AND!”

Me: “….I don’t want to tell you”

*boyfriend calls me*

*I answer* “HAHAHAHA I was joking!! im not pregnant!!!”

He was not very happy with me. I thought he would be relieved that I wasn’t pregnant. Oh well.